So last night, we got a call from Pam from Windows Security with an important message about our at-risk computer.
TM: We can fix your computer remotely
Me: We don't have any computers. The machines will rise and obliterate us on April 18, 2018 when Artificial Intelligence develops. My spirit guide, Wesley-ette, from the 7th dimension of the plant Tyrika told me to prepare for the End of Days.
She hung up on me. Apparently, I'm too strange for telemarketers.
TM: We can fix your computer remotely
Me: We don't have any computers. The machines will rise and obliterate us on April 18, 2018 when Artificial Intelligence develops. My spirit guide, Wesley-ette, from the 7th dimension of the plant Tyrika told me to prepare for the End of Days.
She hung up on me. Apparently, I'm too strange for telemarketers.