Me: Hello?
TM: This is Wayne from Xfiniti. I'd like to talk to Mr. Breedlove about securing his home. (Please note that he doesn't actually want to talk to me. I had a run in with a rep a few weeks ago--something about the rep's parentage so I think I've been regulated to the rude customer list)
Me: This is Mr. Breedlove. (Total lie of course)
TM: How secure do you feel?
Me: In my masculinity?
TM: No in your home.
Me: Pretty good. We have a 9mm gun, a Lady Smith and Wesson, a rifle, a ninja (Regan), a loud mouth (Wesley) and two large vicious dogs (again, total lie--our dogs would throw us to the criminals for a pork chop)
TM: You could save $10 dollars a month on your internet and you'd have the peace of mind that comes along with having a reliable security company.
Me: I have a wife who could take down anything. She's a b#$@%
Dial tone. Thanks, Dave, for calling me names.
TM: This is Wayne from Xfiniti. I'd like to talk to Mr. Breedlove about securing his home. (Please note that he doesn't actually want to talk to me. I had a run in with a rep a few weeks ago--something about the rep's parentage so I think I've been regulated to the rude customer list)
Me: This is Mr. Breedlove. (Total lie of course)
TM: How secure do you feel?
Me: In my masculinity?
TM: No in your home.
Me: Pretty good. We have a 9mm gun, a Lady Smith and Wesson, a rifle, a ninja (Regan), a loud mouth (Wesley) and two large vicious dogs (again, total lie--our dogs would throw us to the criminals for a pork chop)
TM: You could save $10 dollars a month on your internet and you'd have the peace of mind that comes along with having a reliable security company.
Me: I have a wife who could take down anything. She's a b#$@%
Dial tone. Thanks, Dave, for calling me names.