Ring!!!
Me: (with a really bad old person accent): H-h-hello?
TM: Good afternoon. This is Chuck from the Federal Insurance Exchange. May I ask your name?
Me: Mildred Ethel Henrietta McGillacuddy Smith (I have no idea where that name come from) But you can call me Mildred Ethel Henrietta
TM: Uh, um...Mildred Edith Henrietta...
Me: No. My name is Mildred ETHEL Henrietta not Mildred Edith Henrietta
TM: My apologies (at least he has manners). Are you satisfied with your Medicaid provider?
Me (still in my elderly persona): Not really. I went to Walmart to buy hemorrhoid cream, Wesson oil, a scarf and a pineapple. They were not covered by my insurance.
TM hangs up. I think the name threw him for a loop.
Me: (with a really bad old person accent): H-h-hello?
TM: Good afternoon. This is Chuck from the Federal Insurance Exchange. May I ask your name?
Me: Mildred Ethel Henrietta McGillacuddy Smith (I have no idea where that name come from) But you can call me Mildred Ethel Henrietta
TM: Uh, um...Mildred Edith Henrietta...
Me: No. My name is Mildred ETHEL Henrietta not Mildred Edith Henrietta
TM: My apologies (at least he has manners). Are you satisfied with your Medicaid provider?
Me (still in my elderly persona): Not really. I went to Walmart to buy hemorrhoid cream, Wesson oil, a scarf and a pineapple. They were not covered by my insurance.
TM hangs up. I think the name threw him for a loop.